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Trump and his MAGATS will make America great again even if it kills us. And that's exactly what they will do, then they will blame Biden.

Hillary , Biden and Pelosis made the tax laws

"Members of Congress-now, more than ever, our nation desperately needs your cowardice," the editorial states. "We t**ter on the brink of collapse into an authoritarian state. That is why, today, The Onion calls upon our lawmakers to sit back and do absolutely nothing. Now is not the time for bravery or valor! This is the time for protecting your own hide and lining your pocket. Now is not the time for listening to your ic constituents drone on about what's happening to their precious democracy. This is the time for getting down on all fours and groveling."

In an open letter accompanying the editorial, Bryce P. Tetraeder, the faux CEO of the Onion's parent company Global Tetrahedron, celebrated Congress' inactivity. "As a titan of business, I find this nation's descent into corruption and tyranny not simply a balm for my soul, but also a huge benefit to my bottom line," Tetraeder wrote. "We are on the precipice of a new economic order, one in which affluent men like myself will be able to select their own tax rate from a drop-down menu. It's a reality I barely dreamed possible just a few months ago."